go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original.
or as we like to call it
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
if leo gets the oscar tumblr will break
how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient
Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler
[Opens Howler] I’LL LET YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW ANYTIME
I just spit water everywhere
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in